In my writing class, I decided that this guy (who, for privacy's sake, I will heretofore refer to as "Adam") is my new favorite person, ever, because he came into class wearing an Empire Strikes Back shirt, while today I was coincidentally wearing my shirt with Han Solo and Lando on it. You know the one. Later in class, I mentioned something about how the crooked clock on the wall has been bothering me all semester, and someone said I had OCD. I said "The OC Disorder, if you will." Adam smiled at me and muttered, "Don't call it that." Also, he's rather attractive (with a Jew 'fro) and super easy to stalk via the internet. Easy to find on Facebook, public settings, he has a website where he put up all the articles he writes for his self-published newsletter, and there are a couple videos of him on YouTube. Jackpot.
And something I'm rather proud of: I tricked my roommate Ashley into eating a food she normally doesn't like! Hahah. Basically, this girl doesn't like anything except potatoes, chicken, bananas, rice... very bland foods. She's not a fan of fruits/vegetables/spices/seasonings/etc. However, I made rice with coconut milk and didn't tell her what was in it. If I had mentioned that there was coconut milk in it, she would've outright refused to try it. But since I didn't, she ate a bunch of it. I feel so devious, and oddly giddy about it. I should really try hiding more produce/secret ingredients in food and see if she notices.
...I'm a terrible person.
5 comments:
You did it! Ha, Ashley's taste buds are officially expanded!
Anyway, you should move past stalking "Adam" and actually build a conversation, a dialog! It's easy to talk to those with Jew-fros.
I would tend to agree with Kat...talk about AD, god knows you could do it for long enough. Also, I would like to similarly stalk...maybe a link-filled email. I need to put a face to the "name".
He's funny and slightly abrasive. Perfect.
Jewy, like dewy. Dewy jew. Jewy dew.
I would also like a link of sorts.
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