Friday, October 31, 2008

I need to not suck at life

tonight for Halloween, me and my bitches went to a club that was having a delightful costume-y party. And I saw, from across the dance floor, a dude dressed as Captain Hammer. In my heart I immediately knew that this man was a kindred spirit, at least to some extent. 

However, I did not approach him/speak to him/make out with him as I should have. Instead I got more drinks and went to the bathroom.

I really need to not let people who are clearly so awesome slip through my grasp like that. 

(probably) Irish guy? Dressed as a character from a Whedon-run online musical? Why didn't I jump his bones?

WTF, me, WTF?

3 comments:

Caitlin said...

yeah wtf, that"s an apt statement. You be dumb, and yo bitches be dumber for letting you make that mistake.

ktarr said...

I have to credit Caitlin though for trying to shove me towards making some bad decisions with him. But he was soooo short. Like, 5'5" ish.

KT said...

I'll just say it. What the fuck, Kay? Tap that. Height doesn't matter for the horizontal tango, knowhatimsayyyyyyyyin???